Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss
i say, dear chap, it's dr Seuss
are you sure t'is, mother goose?
yes im sure, t'is dr. suess
how grand, please pass the chocolate moose
the chocolate moose? its dr Seuss!
i know its Seuss. please pass the moose
the moose? but Seuss! gad zukes, no use
t'is wonderful this chocolate moose
"a moose of chocolate? - hi, im Seuss"
t'is Seuss i said, im mother goose
and this, my friend with chocolate moose
chocolate moose for dr Seuss?
for dr Seuss some chocolate moose
the moose is loose i say miss goose
miss goose? why thank you dr Seuss
but we don't have to chase the moose
the chocolate moose is here for use
and soon we'll all have each some moose
for me, my friend, and dr Seuss
no i am full and need no moose
so i will help you mother goose
and we will cook for dr Seuss
to make him more, more chocolate moose
why thank you friend, to help miss goose
no no, miss goose, go sit with Seuss
yes i will show i am of use
and make you both some chocolate moose
to wait with Seuss, t'is not abuse
i wait, i sit, i do amuse
but to sit an wait with dr Seuss
its ready now your chocolate moose
and friend and goose with dr Seuss
sat happily with chocolate moose
none of them put spoons in use
instead with sporks they got from who's
the who's who use the sporks with moose
yes moose of chocolate, moose for who's
and more they came, all who's who use
they brought with them, not moose or spoons
instead just sporks, they wanted moose
we tried to make more, it was no use
until then suddenly came Seuss
who knew just what it was we could use
he picked his pen and wrote of whos
of whos and what's with sporks not spoons
and each who had brought his moose
at least in writing, so said Seuss
so Seuss, who'd written of the whos
he signed it "Seuss - a gift to whos"
then let the pen and parchment loose
and suddenly the who's had moose!
we sat with whos, miss goose, and Seuss
and each we ate our chocolate moose
a friend of goose and now of Seuss
is one who can make chocolate moose
and if you can't make chocolate moose
that's fine, you still are friend of Seuss
the Seuss in you will write the whos
to just have with them their own moose
their moose they will share with you
this Whoville moose is great said goose!
yes mother goose who's filled with moose
and yes, it was, t'was dr Seuss...
- Kain McBride
